Hey guys,
Benny here, Benny Merenti. 
Glad to see so many people are getting into the swing of commenting on this, cheers now. Some background on myself; I'm actually not a Nappy Cove native at all, I'm a med student from Ganleydale but I have been transferred down here on placement to the local medical outposting. All the best. 
Its not so bad, theres a lot to learn and I'm busy enough but not completely up the walls yet. Thanks, cheers. I like to keep busy, but when I'm not on call I like to go down to the local and have a few with Grafty and Wanner. Grafty own the local pub and Wanner is a young fella, much like myself. We have mad craic, and we GO FUCKIN MAD. 
So thats me anyway. If anyone needs any medical help and gets into an emergency I'll be at the medical gazaebo at Radford and Khrones.
Cheers now all the best

Hyman Roth

Hi there,

Im Hyman Roth, town pork butcher. My family have run the pork circuit in Nappy Cove and nearby Ganleydale for over 60 yeers, but lets just say some unsavourables (foreign) are trying to undercut me with cheap convienience food, and thats my problem thats my gripe.

Im a ham man, and a jew, and some people say that dont go but whatta they know, I got a slice of every porkbelly comin in and outta the Southwest.

I live here with my wife Nigella, if you could even say she still lives here. I tell her and tell her all day, 'Will ya put down that long island and come out from that study? What are you a nightbat?!' But she never does.

I will finish my post now.

Good afternoon reader,

My name is Alan Dignam and I am a resident of Nappy Cove, I have recently been connected to the internet by the Welsh Department of Technology and Empowerment and have agreed to participate in this social experiment. I am informed that a blog is a series of entries in digital form intended for the public display, a sort of open diary. As such I will, as regularly as is expected, endeavor to maintain a healthy and respectable record on this our town blog. A Blog, I am informed is the abbreviation of Web-log for an increasingly instant and self indulgent youth.

Some background on myself. I went to school in Bishop Auckland, County Durham, before winning a scholarship to Durham University. I have two children, Stacey and Neville (a taxi driver), by my wife, Palmsom. I was involved with the Welsh-Spanish war in the early 1970s, which had a formative impact on me. Eventually, I abandoned pacifism and enlisted in the British, and later German Army to achieve miliary notoriety, serving in C Company of the 8thBattalion of the Royal Fusiliers (City of London Regiment), in which I held the rank of Second Lieutenant and Special Operations Division (Regensburg).

In my recent years I have been a strong supporter of the British National Party and am considering running in local elections.

This is all I will post for the moment, but I will leave you with words that have sustained me through many cold years in a prision run by Franko's son and heir, Inquisator Feliz.

"Schützen, helfen, vermitteln, kämpfen"

Good evening.

Second Lieutenant Alan Dignam,

Purple Cross; Honourable Discharge.